Hi. My name is Andrew. I'm the Erwins' pet garden spider. I'm technically called an orb weaver, though I'm more frequently known as a Saint Andrew's spider, due to the X-cross shape of my body, which is in fact similar to St. Andrew's Cross (as seen on many national flags with links to the United Kingdom). I know I'm scary looking, but I'm actually almost entirely harmless. Plus, I eat the bugs. Mmmm... bugs...